Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
by Mark May 17, 2007
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Shoelace Belt

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.
Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."
by Johnnygetsilly January 27, 2011
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Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.
“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”
by Johngefc June 25, 2021
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seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals
When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.
by BOBERT2099 January 03, 2010
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belt club

A simple game played by players where one player whips the other with said belt. Primary locations for whips include the back and buttocks, however variations exist where whipping the chest or shins comes into play. In the latter instances, the whips can be lovingly referred to as "Chesties" or "Shinsies"
Hey Dan, want to get a game of belt club going after we polish off the rest of these beers?

Sure Trav, sounds like a plan, I owe you a couple shinsies from last time!
by TBonerTee March 20, 2018
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Gucci Belt

guy 1: she got a gucci belt, if ya know what i mean, and wants to use it tonight
guy 2: sounds kinky
by Majesticbunny26 May 23, 2019
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Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"
by Purvanator November 02, 2014
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