Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”

by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Blitz

To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death

Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.

by Adoss September 17, 2020

back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year

me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow

by fork 4 August 7, 2021

Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes

by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023