pet the pickle

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.
by djkrap May 21, 2010
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Pickle Hopper

A female who frequently partakes in sexual acts
Friend 1: Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night?
Friend 2: I saw her hooking up with several guys. Pickle hoppers, am I right?
by trashbagponchos September 21, 2015
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''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.
im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard
by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 02, 2009
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pickle-probe

the act of exploring one's own (or someone else's) burger with their tongue, in search of those pickle slices, in which they were too lazy to ask for them to be omitted, then promptly removing them from the burger.
Ian proceeded to pickle-probe my burger, even though I profusely asked him not to.
by Flashlight22 February 05, 2010
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Pickle Crown

Pickle Crown is the phrase that is used to refer to the penile foreskin in a classy manner.
Example 1:
Girl - So he is uncircumcised?
Boy - Yep, he's got his pickle crown fully intact.

Example 2:
Doctor - The operation is going well. Nurse, take the pickle crown and make sure to handle it tenderly
Nurse - Yes Doctor
by Chaotican June 21, 2010
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sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
by Rolls With Pickles August 04, 2009
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Sticky Pickle

Someone of whom looks or smells like a ¨Sticky Pickle¨
1
Brad: Did you just smell Alex?
Josh: Yeah dude he smells just like a sticky pickle.
Both: ¨Audible skull emoji¨
2
Jack: Bro Liam For-real looks just like a sticky pickle.
Oliver: On god on god
by 6pla6gue6 May 18, 2023
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