Mike

His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.

This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁

by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019

Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!

Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!

by The Specimen T03 May 8, 2018

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022