poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery
by Tomfoolery80 January 03, 2020
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battery sniffing

Eat salad battery sniffing
by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021
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How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.
“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”
by glxcious January 20, 2024
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Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.
In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.
by Ronjoe223 March 20, 2022
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Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled
Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!
by Coattail October 03, 2022
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Battery buddy

Someone in Titanfall 2 who will give a battery to a teammate, rather than taking it for themselves. These are the most generous people in the whole game, and are awarded in accordance. The only person better would be an Omega Battery Buddy, who is someone that will give you a constant supply of batteries, usually using their boost, while you are in a titan.
1: God, my titan is such low health, I'm done for sure!
2: Nah, its fine dude, I've got a battery for you.
1: Wow, what a true battery buddy

*Battery Buddy is awarded with his own Titan*
by Vinman7122 May 05, 2018
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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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