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batman sex

A type of sex role-play style invented in Poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a Batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her...or not, and then they engage in intercourse.

This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).
Fire Department: What is going on here?!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!
by SilentGuardian February 25, 2014
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Batman Effect

An either voluntary or involuntary (often involuntary) effect that a person may have when walking up to a group of friends. People don't usually notice people with the batman effect when they walk up because they are quiet and dont say anything when they do so, also, it usually scares the person/people that the person is walking up to. Just like the DC comics superhero, Batman, hence the name "Batman Effect"
"WOAH you scared me, i didnt see or hear you coming, it's like you have some sort of batman effect." "Yeah i get that a lot, I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens"
by SuperSario15 November 11, 2008
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Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.
"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"
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batman forever

"Batman Forever" is not only the title of one of the Batman movies in the early 90's, but is also slang for the sexually transmitted disease, HIV and AIDS. People may rightfully call AIDS and HIV, "BATMAN FOREVER" because the disease is FOREVER! Lets stop killing each other and ourselves. Wrap It Up people!
Make sure you hit up Wal-Mart and get some rubbers before you go to Lia's so you won't catch that Batman Forever.
by BET by way of Amber December 3, 2007
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Batman Tan

A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.
Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
by poozies February 20, 2011
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Batman sex

When a man hangs upside down and busts a nut in her face then retreats to the darkness of the room.
I tried something new yesterday. I performed a Batman sex
by No user March 30, 2021
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kinky batman

A man in a tight rubber suit that loves to be slapped by women. Who also loves to run around with a young boy in short shorts.
Damn! That guy is such a kinky batman!
by Bertmern's Bitch April 7, 2016
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