bacon

The most delectably amazing artery clogg-er that god gifted to earth in pig form.

I feel bad for Muslims and Jews because they aren't suppose to eat bacon.

by PineappleJuice March 15, 2015

can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

by Bill Woods January 01, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

by anonymoooooouse November 05, 2018

Bacon

1.Money, Cash, Loot.
2.Extremely Hot, Humid,Climate.

1.Bacon is used in the rap song "ill Street Blues" by Kool G Rap.
"thinking of a way to make some bacon"
2.Bacon comes from the actor Kevin Bacon.
"Son, it's bacon out here"

by George King March 25, 2007

Bacon

Peace of cow poop

God dammit I stepped in bacon!!!

by Poopstain revenge October 18, 2003

Bacon Academy

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching

Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high

by ThcTim October 16, 2021

Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

by Robistro September 05, 2012