baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 27, 2006

Bacon

A vagina, usually possessed by a female named Alina that takes the appearance of bacon.

Guy #1: Look at these screenshots I got of Alina on webcam, her vagina looks like bacon.

Guy #2: That's spacon, not bacon.

by Abyss4508 April 09, 2012

Bacon

This form of "bacon" is used to describe a person that is abnormally large, or someone that looks like they have eaten a little bit too much bacon.

That guy's gut jiggles every time he steps and he looks like he has four chins. He is totally a bacon.

by the ultimate ninja stalker February 16, 2011

BACON

Become A Complete Obnoxious Negro B.A.C.O.N.

Steve:You bout to go Ham aint you bro?

Duante: Im bout to go Bacon Cuzz!.......aint no goin Ham today!!!!

by Jrulesalim April 17, 2011

Bacon

the gayest gay fag in the world who likes licking fat midget assholes while covering his chode in plasticene while being fucked in the ass by a horny monkey

man anthony bacon who lives at 96 harbour terrace in dunedin is Bacon

by roar May 01, 2005

bacon it

From a Dairy Queen commercial. Meaning to add bacon to something.

John: Dude, did you add bacon to my burger yet?
Matt: No.
John: Bacon it up, biotch!

by Ms.Nicki May 14, 2010

can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

by Bill Woods January 01, 2017