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Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.
Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.
Brandon by M4rzipan January 3, 2019
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Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.
Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?
Brandon by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019
A really sweet adorable cute guy who wont accept compliment can be arrogant and have deep conversation. He is very smart but doesnt really show it. Hes hot af very good looking with brown hair. Doesnt like it when people boss him around and can be oopsite sometimes like when he doesnt feel like it he doesnt want it when he wants it do it suddenly
Brandon is my best friend i could ever ask for he taught me things and hes hot
Brandon by Charlize0076 June 24, 2019
Someone who sharts during lessons, they will stink the classroom out and will most likely follow through
Nicole: Brandon did you shart
Brandon: no it was abit wet though
Brandon king: your very cool
Brandon by Kingsharts October 10, 2019
A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon
Brandon by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019
Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.
That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.
Brandon by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020
A Nigga that gets off to fucking in the discord chat while everyone listenin. He thinks damn lemme get laid and pops into the discord chat so everyone can hear
Damn he really just pulled a Brandon
Brandon by BrandonDad January 31, 2020