The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.
“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”
“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”
“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
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Get the average sick Joe mug.Mahamma (originally came from Muhammad: as it's the most popular male name in Egypt).
a mocking expression describes the mentality of a certain average local Egyptian men (typically with rustic provincial mindsets) that think the world evolves around themselves due to their unjust patriarchy attitude and spoiled childhood uprising from their mothers and sisters. They are usually full of narcissism, Oedipus complex, self-pride, self overestimation, inferiority complex towards upper society classes.
The Average Mahamma will save time and effort of effective communication or Persuasion and usually uses oppression and force to impose his Vitriol or unfriendly opinions on society and people, even if it's not his own business.
They are also hated from most Egyptian feminists on social media (mainly twitter) due to regular bitter opinions about female freedom of speech/dress/lifestyle.
a mocking expression describes the mentality of a certain average local Egyptian men (typically with rustic provincial mindsets) that think the world evolves around themselves due to their unjust patriarchy attitude and spoiled childhood uprising from their mothers and sisters. They are usually full of narcissism, Oedipus complex, self-pride, self overestimation, inferiority complex towards upper society classes.
The Average Mahamma will save time and effort of effective communication or Persuasion and usually uses oppression and force to impose his Vitriol or unfriendly opinions on society and people, even if it's not his own business.
They are also hated from most Egyptian feminists on social media (mainly twitter) due to regular bitter opinions about female freedom of speech/dress/lifestyle.
oh wow! I can't believe that average Mahamma who's common as muck is judging me for my own free decision .. this gotta be somethin' !
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Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:
Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.
Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:
Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.
David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)
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