by olivia rattle April 18, 2011

A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam
by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009

An Austin seems like a good guy and he has an amazing family and probably has a really good bond with his brother; but then breaks up with you because he needs to be more “self focused” and gets a new gf in a month
“Hey what happened with you and Austin?”
“Oh he wanted to focus on himself.”
“Oh.. isn’t he dating..”
“Yup.”
“Oh he wanted to focus on himself.”
“Oh.. isn’t he dating..”
“Yup.”
by Milk.and.Honey// April 30, 2020

by Thetruth 12 December 4, 2019

He is the most annoying person in the world. If you are friends with someone named Austin don’t ever talk to them again
Look away it is Austin!
by Austin is the worst October 21, 2019

Is a total idiot with no sense of other human beings. He doesn’t care about anything and thinks he’s cool. Only liked by his friends.
by ShavenDuck550 February 24, 2020

The BIGGEST fuckboy. He's a child molester so if you see him in your area, don't hesitate to beat that ass, just make sure you don't enjoy it first. He's raped over 100 kids and watched child pornography as a hobbie. The dudes teenie weenie is the size of a peanut and many people may mistake it for his brain. You can often tell if you've found him if you come across a psychopath on the highway on your way to Mcdonalds. Careful, he'll happily rape your car as well. so if you spot a scrawny asshole with lots of sebum on his face and semen, call the police immediately if you don't wanna get booty-raped.
by VeeStar April 17, 2019
