Atheists

1. People who don't believe in god.

2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
Atheists Guy: i'm an atheist
Deist Guy: wtf you suck
Atheist Guy: shut up atheism is the best
by xup September 20, 2006
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A small group of some who are some of the most hypocritical people around, which is rather ironic considering how many times per day they call religious people hypocrites.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.

The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.

They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.

Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).

Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.

Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.

The children who claim to be 'atheists' on this site will vote 'no' on this entry, because they are either insecure in their pitiful intellects or arrogant in their defiance of concepts they don't even understand.
by STJosh August 29, 2007
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Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.
"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.
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1. A person who does not believe inthe existence of a "divine being"

2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"
1. I don't accept that there is a "God" or any other divine being

2. "God is just a fable, a figment of the imagination and Christians should accept that."

"What about muslims or jews or any other religion?"

"Eh fuck you bobby"
by Jambon June 22, 2005
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Someone smart enough to realize that not only is there no god, but that the 'why' question is completely irrelevant. It is rather based on the unfalsifiable assumption that because we as humans can plan and scheme, then so the rest of the universe must also have a 'prime mover' who planned and schemed this world as well (even though to say that there is prime mover would mean that one would need to go into infinite regress). This world view is closely related to the pre-Copernican view that the earth was the center of the universe.
Theist: Look Atheist, I don't care how many facts and figures you throw at me, you still cannot tell me how science can answer the "why?" question.

Atheist: What is the "why?" question?

Theist: Well duh! it's only the most important question in the world! It's about why we are here!

Atheist: Why does that matter?

Theist: Because, it would tell us our purpose in life!

Atheist: Why does that matter?

Theist: Because, why would you live in a world where there is no purpose to what you do? There needs to be something to guide us!

Atheist: So are you saying that instead of figuring that out on your own, you want someone or some"thing" else to tell you what your life is about?

Theist: NO.....I just don't think that anyone would want to live in a world with no purpose

Atheist: Listen Theist, I'm gonna go and have sex with your mom. I'll let you know if I find the answer to that when I get back okay?

Theist:.......um.....ok..ay.
by thequalifier October 05, 2010
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A completely normal, non-religeous person
Guy: Woah! You're an atheist?!
Atheist: Yea. Fuck you.
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Egotistical assholes that think they are superior, have some "common sense" or "greater knowledge" because they don´t believe in God. Look jackasses, I´m not saying you´re inferior either, but quit putting people down if they believe in God.
Atheists vs. people that believe in God: the never ending battle.
by Adrian August 05, 2006
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