atheist 

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.

Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

atheist by pfranklin89 September 7, 2010

Atheist 

annoying teenagers overpopulating the internet whose lives suck. They generally refer to the Bible as "fiction" and come in two flavors: Agressive and Not on the Internet

Atheist: Since my parents got divorced, i no longer believe in God. Now wheres my razor...

Atheist by NOT a pedobear February 26, 2010

Atheist 

A person who has choosen to reject a faith in a higher power and believes there is nothing beyond what we see. Probably has not even read the Bible or any other religious text.
-Many attempt to replace religion with science, worshipping elitist bigots like Richard Dawkins.
-Often fearful of the possibility they could be judged.
-Many whiny emo teenagers rejected by society and wanting to "stick it too the man" and looking for a group to embrace them.
-Advocated by self-righteous hypocrits and bigots with no understanding of history.
-Ignore the hypocricy of their beliefs. They claim that theists are foolish to believe in a higher power yet insist their unsupported belief that all of this just happened due to chance and there is nothing beyond this life is logical.

"If there were no God there would be no atheists." - G. K. Chesterton
"Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God." - Tom Stoppard

Atheist by TheShade111 October 29, 2008

Atheist 

A better person than most

Guy1-I am a an atheist, pro science.
Guy2-I think that vaccines are evil because my pastor said god said so.

Atheist by StormerK February 13, 2021

atheist 

One who hates Christians

"lets go cuss some christians out on our blog and make youtube videos about them since we are atheist.

atheist by ghghghghghaaaa January 29, 2009

atheist 

The fool. Even a fool could know what a fool is. A fool is a very stupid,extremely dumb,and incredibly ignorant human being. As in `duh, what is reality?`
The fool knows not that he is a fool unless he reads Psalm 53.1 then he can find out from God himself what he is, which would be `the fool`

`There is no God says the fool in his heart.` Psalm 53.1 and there you have it, folks, from God himself. An atheist is `THE fool` not `a` fool, but `the` fool. A person actully singled out by God and called `the` fool for saying `there is no God` And that is what God calls him for saying such a thing.
The Bible is called `the Book`, so I guess you get the message here about the atheist being `the fool`.

atheist by Atheist shunner January 27, 2007

Atheist 

My personal definition of an Atheist goes a bit like this:
(oh and i'll be covering some other stuff too)

1) The whole "were smug assholes for celebrating X-mas/Hanukkah even though we don't believe in the whole "Religion" thing" is, in my case because i like to give and receive. In other words, giving shouldn't be exclusive towards Religions.

2) I like to live in the now, i don't want to have a boring life just because there's a chance that i may or may not go to "said" afterlife.

3) I like to think about things in a new perspective, not bound to an ancient set of rules.

4) I think it's ridiculous how certain Religions are automatically bias against certain groups of people (Gays or others)

5) So yah my definition of an Atheist is, a person who doesn't believe in an afterlife, lives in the now, is a free thinker, isn't bound to a predetermined set of rules, and can except change and diversity.

Atheist talking to 14 year old boy
Dude1: god this game is so gayyy!!!
Dude2: its homosexual?
Dude1: shut up dude its stupid!!!
Dude2: so gay is a synonym for stupid?
Dude1: no i just-
Dude2: you just what?
Dude1: i have no idea

Atheist by oklahomie1 June 23, 2010