Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
Zack is an Alabama Asshat
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
Mr. Asshat, 45th President of the United States, just toured a mask factory during the quarantine and didn’t wear a mask.
by LordGodKel June 05, 2020
A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid March 05, 2016
A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.
Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
by aromabinger February 09, 2024
by Dia1 April 28, 2021
by Ja Zee September 09, 2020