asshat

a dumb looking hat that looks like an ass
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"my fucking god u are an asshat

by ellis_is_super_fucking_cool1 March 24, 2021

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021

asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025

Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

Asshat

Somebody who sits on another person's head at any given time more than once.

My partner sits on my face during foreplay thus making them an asshat.

by missrhiiirhiii August 13, 2023

Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.

Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024