Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!
by dont313mess June 22, 2025
Get the asshatmug. by Insult Creator April 18, 2022
Get the Asshatmug. A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.
by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020
Get the asshatmug. An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”
David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
Get the Asshatmug. That's some asshat right there.
by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020
Get the Asshatmug. A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016
Get the floral asshatmug.