Andrew

Andrew is a 4ft tall gremlin that chases after anything with a hole. He is specifically attracted to 2/10 Asian girls who give him warm eye contact.

"Hey Andrew. How's it going?"
"Um bro um a girl gave me warm eye contact bro what does it mean bro holy moly bro I think I will ignore her and do nothing bro"

by UmDahm August 10, 2020

Andrew

A tall redheaded hoe that tries to help others when he shouldn't be.

"I have a therapist named Andrew , but he really isn't helping me much"

by ShadowLuv101 September 22, 2018

Andrew

A stupid Jewish Man, who survived the Gas

Hey, did you hear? Andrew Survived the Gas

No Way!

by FAT COCK CAYDEN November 23, 2019

Andrew

The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.

God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life

by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023

Andrew

Rumour has it that Andrew pickaxed Ninja 2000 times. He's so cracked, he even made Tfue cry.

His voice is so deep, it'll break your headset.

Taco: "Yeah Andrew beat Miko in a 1v1 again"

Miko "Yeah its cause I'm the worst player ever"

by Miko123 January 25, 2020

Andrew

A person who seems to ignore you because he thinks you are cooler then everyone else.

You see that kid? Yea he’s acting so Andrew today.

Ever since he got that friend he’s been such an Andrew.

by odoggy February 26, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.

Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.

by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019