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Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021
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Almost always

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024
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Ciaira’s always right

It rhymes for a reason
I know I’m right Ciaira’s always right it rhymes for a reason
by Candletoe September 16, 2022
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I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work
I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party
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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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