Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020

Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

Alejandra

Shes a very beautiful nice and funny woman. She's very shy around people who aren't close enough to her, but once you get close to her she'll be the funniest and most amazing person in the world, she's always there for you and never lets you down. She has a lot of talents but is very insecure to show them. She loves making others happy. She doesn't really like when others talk about her like if she was the unproblematic pure angel perfect girl.
She's a great girlfriend but she's very overthinking even if she tries not to. She doesn't usually like telling other people her problems but she always there to hear you're problems and will help you no matter what!
If you ever meet an Alejandra stick up with her, when you finally get close with her she will be the greatest!!

Her singing voice is so angelic you will never get tired of it!!

Alejandra is so funny!
-You're right I cant stop laughing when im with her!
Have you heard her sing?
-Yeah! Shes completely amazing!

by driifftking November 21, 2021

Alexandra

Alexandra is one oft the most beautiful and kind persons I’ve ever met. She’s very nice and literally perfect. When u see her, u can’t take ur eyes from her<3

Stranger 1:”wow do u see this beautiful girl over there?”
Stranger 2:”oh yea,wait isn’t this Alexandra?!”
Stranger 1:”oh it’s the girl who everyone likes right?”
Stranger 2:”yeah everybody likes her:)”

by maybe.I’m.the.cool.one November 21, 2021

Alexandra

A girl who is so funny, crazy and beautiful. Alexandra doesn’t know her worth but she is definitely perfect the way she is. Beautiful eyes, straight brown/ black hair, she is such a good person. Alexandra wants to travel a lot and she will one day. She is intelligent but don’t work with all her capacity, a little bit lazy but when it’s time to going out with her friends, she is always ready ! An Alexandra often doesn’t like one member in her family but that’s ok, she has love for everyone else. We often call her : ALEX !

We love you Alexandra !

Girl 1: Who is one of the funniest people in this room ?
Girl 2: Definitely ALEXANDRA !

Me: Alexandra, did you do your homework ?
Alexandra : not wet, but soon... I promised.

by emmamamar November 20, 2021

Alejandra

They are very beautiful women, especially Latinas are very hot. The woman Alejandra is very intelligent, she loves animals, they cook deliciously and there is nothing they don't do well. Alejandra is the best friend you could have, shy at first and outgoing when you know her well. It is easy to fall in love with her personality and her beautiful eyes !! Alejandra will always bring luck to your life, if you damage her you will regret it all your life. Alejandra will give you the best kisses and she will be unforgettable in bed 🥵

^ Why can't I stop thinking about her?

- why is Alejandra

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alejandra

A latina bimbo who spends her day making playlist for bad bitches and has a high sense of fashion. She goes bonkers for juicy couture and is addicted to pinterest, and likes art. She's usually nicknamed Ale.

Karem : Let's invite Ale to go shopping!
B: Who?

Karem: Alejandra

by xbraxanx November 23, 2021