abeldasnowmann

Abeldasnowmann is usually a nigga that likes beating his meat on Microsoft edge and has a small circumsized peepee (usually 2 inches) he is very short thinks he's a crip ...fresh out the slammer ,likes his women like a clock ..if there on the clock there old enough for my cock.he is always single because he is a women abuser and torchers them if they talk back to him cuz he's a real ass pimpin ass nigga that likes BBC.@abeldasnkwmann fav quote is "ion know cuh ,ion even listen to cuh music ,but I do know,cuh was a real ass nigga" he learned the famous quote for jahseh onfroy after his some circumsizion.

Example:"baby omg I'm pregnant"
Abeldasnowmann: *comes out the house*
Abeldasnowmann:STFU bitch
Abeldasnowmann:*slaps her* then *punches her in the stomach 3 times*
Pregnant bitch:*crying for 30min*

"I'ma call the police !"
Abeldasnowmann: goes to jail

by Papi trejo May 9, 2019

abelligic

Not having personally witnessed or experienced war or conflict.

A contemporary western millennial, an abelligic, is a rare case in human history.

by www.thelexinary.com September 5, 2019

Abdelassis

Abdelassis is the most beautiful and handsome guy with a huge dick for all his sidechicks

He likes to play fortnite and he is the best at it.

Abdelassis is just best.

by Killertheop March 20, 2020

Abel

He is the meanest guy and a player to girls. He will date you and be a player to you. He will just want you because of your body or money. Also he is like a bully to girls that he will even throw food at you.

Person 1: Did you see what the boy did to his girlfriend ?
Person 2: Oh it’s Abel. He just wanted to play with girlfriend and that is it.

by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020

Abella S

Fart bugur

It is used for magic crads Fat burgur is used by drinking milk Abella ahhh Abella S your fat burgur

by Biggirlfish April 15, 2020

Ábel

Super random and weird af, but funny and oddly satisfying for some unknown reason.

This video about Fat Magic Bugs Bunny fighting Evil Shaggy is a bit Ábel...

by Tyrione April 20, 2020

Abel

A person with a fat 1.34in dick that is wider than johnny sins dick is long. My guy loves fingering curry and has got a dog at home that he practices on, on the daily. Tries to put his dog up for adoption the first day he gets it. But he is a legend non the less. tries to hook up with the boys but ends up getting some cat pussy. Loves to get drunk on water and play games in class. Always having a laugh with da boiz and an overall mad cunt and a bloody legend. Thinks he has a big cock but hasn't seen that absolute length of a Nick dick. Pulls mad hoes all day

Johnny sins: wow bro have you seen Abel dick is has mad girth.
Me: Wait til u c how long it is.

by machflight August 16, 2020