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Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018
mugGet the Trojan Horsemug.

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
mugGet the The Trojan Mustachemug.

Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).
*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”
by 1ksoss June 1, 2023
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Trojan Pussy

"Mate, that 'chicks' got a trojan pussy and you know it"
by Hotrodjack99 December 4, 2018
mugGet the Trojan Pussymug.

Trojan Trojan

A condom with a hole in, or one thin enough to rupture during climax. Much like the legendary Trojan horse, the Trojan Trojan gives the receiver a false sense of security, meaning one's soldiers can make their way deep into enemy territory.
"Trojan Trojan, huh?"
"Yeah because it's a Trojan horse but with Trojan condoms"
"Oh yeah lmao"
by AenghusTheNonce November 19, 2020
mugGet the Trojan Trojanmug.

Trojan horse

When you fuck someone without telling them you have STDs, like a trojan virus.
by ChromicQuanta January 26, 2024
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Trojan Horse

When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse
Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her
by Dannydamany November 2, 2020
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