It’s a Peace of shit and every ones an asshole either your popular or the biggest loser oh and can’t forget about the BIGGEST fuck boys oh and the schools here are awfulll so sorry if you live here or is going to move here
Person: hey I’m moving to Rio vista
Other: oh shit man I’m sorry that place sucks ass and everyone bitches
Other: oh shit man I’m sorry that place sucks ass and everyone bitches
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ._ July 8, 2019

rio is a guy that you'll 100% fall inlove with, hes amazing, cute & funny bro
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health
im proud of you rio :)
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health
im proud of you rio :)
oh em geeeeeeeeeeee rio
by rayuberry September 10, 2022

FATIMAS BABY FOR EVERRRRR😌💕
by Mindyourowbussiness September 20, 2017

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

A Ginger boy. Usually staring at his phone for hours waiting for a reply on a somewhat funny comment he made. Makes jokes that are either really funny or really bad. Comes up to people randomly making random comments. Emits a strong scent of bleach
Person: Hey Rio
Rio Gill: Your mum lol
Another example is:
Person: *minding their own business*
Rio Gill: *Approaches and says:* I can make your mum's coochie dryer than a desert.
.
Rio Gill: Your mum lol
Another example is:
Person: *minding their own business*
Rio Gill: *Approaches and says:* I can make your mum's coochie dryer than a desert.
.
by _Velocity_ December 3, 2019
