a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal
by bathroom April 20, 2019
Get the Alli Riosmug. rio is a guy that you'll 100% fall inlove with, hes amazing, cute & funny bro
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health
im proud of you rio :)
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health
im proud of you rio :)
oh em geeeeeeeeeeee rio
by rayuberry September 10, 2022
Get the Riomug. Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
Get the Crusty Riomug. a cutie who deserves all the love in the world
srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u
srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u
dude named nemani: hhholylyy shit is that rio my love
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!
nemani: who r u.. 💀
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!
nemani: who r u.. 💀
by pancakeslvt February 15, 2023
Get the rio my lovemug. Rio, the worlds fittest guy. Tends to be mixed race and is the best footballer in the world usually has curly hair
by Fred2trappy November 23, 2021
Get the Riomug.