A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.

Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015

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launching a sea pickle

Defecating,or taking a shit

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

by William Brennan December 22, 2006

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shake it like a Polaroid picture

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.

She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!

by geekgurl September 25, 2004

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