Julie and the Phantoms:

Julie and the Phantoms aka JATP is a Netflix show that represents a teenage drama and musical series. Netflix has been nice enough to provide us this beautiful creation that Kenny Ortega has made.

Julie and the Phantoms
JATP fans: hey Netflix we have a question?
Netflix: Hey what is it?
JATP fans: WE WANT SEASON 2 of Julie and the Phantoms, WE WANT IT NOW, please?
Netflix: I'll make you wait til next year hahahhaahahahaha
2021 arrives
JATP Fans: We waited a year what now
Netflix: be patient

Julie and the Phantoms:
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phantom planet

they're "the best fucking band in the world!"
"The Snake"
"Eve don't go with Adam, go with me..."
by Kaleigh July 29, 2005
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Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.
"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
by sir poopiepants March 20, 2006
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Phantom DL

When one athlete is placed on the disabled list for the sole purpose of clearing a roster spot for another player, despite being completely healthy and injury free.
The Red Sox called up this young prospect from double A, and they put me on the Phantom DL with a calf strain to make room for him even though I'm good to go.
by Bogey32 June 11, 2009
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phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.
"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."
by messy2010 February 10, 2010
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Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.
"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."
by The New Looda September 16, 2008
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shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
by Mighty B October 27, 2006
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