Yummy mummies

The craziest, best friends you could ask for. The yummy mummies will always be there whether it's to talk about something serious or to watch your harry styles post you send the groupchat at 4am. You can have the best Christmas while giving the worst piece of shit gifts <3 having a monster can covered shit tree with a can of beans under it was an unforgettable night. Ilygsm

A CAN OF BEANS UNDER THE YUMMY MUMMIES

TREE!??!?!?!

by Stylinson carrots and watermel January 5, 2022

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

Mummy

Gives you sussy milk

I love my mummy

by Low March 30, 2022

UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS

STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

by LIUGEKEWKHRLIeFGUAEFHUK4LIGTK April 4, 2022

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”

by Drages11 December 4, 2020

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020