Jonathan

a guy that bangs your daughter

haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!

by bangingyourdaughter May 30, 2021

Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.

"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"

by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020

Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.

Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?

by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019

Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.

oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!

by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020

Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019