va-jim

The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.

What, you don't like my va-jim?

by Miss. Kafrine September 24, 2005

jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)

"Bonjour! Jim apple Jordan"

by jomo97 February 2, 2017

jailhouse jim

A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.

-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.

by jimmycrackcornnnnn May 15, 2010

JIM LOGIC

Something you can not argue with

Thats Jim Logic right there

by JimLogic March 31, 2021

Jim Tam

A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.

"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."

by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016

Jim Story

(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.

Jim Story:

Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."

by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010

Frosted Jim

When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.

“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”

by Hol@ September 29, 2021