Darren

Dating the same person expecting a different outcome

My friend is always being a Darren keeps dating the same girl expecting a different outcome

by J-Senpai April 13, 2022

Darren

A man that fucks cats, cows, and hay bails.

Darren is duscusting

by Darren Winter February 11, 2019

Darren

someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls

a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone

basically simps for everything

omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren

by bobthebeast October 30, 2020

Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Darren

A horny 8 year old robloxian who likes fake hitting on people and who is madly in love with a boy named Phillip.

“Yo, he looks like a Darren.”

by Corabear7361 October 7, 2018

Darren

darren is a guy that has a gyatt and the hips every girl wants, they really don't lie like shakira. he's short and annoying and his jokes are never as funny as he thinks they are.
get a Darren as a friend you will never run out of things to make fun of!

person: did you see Darren today
other person: yh we love darren

by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023

Darren

Handsome and Drippy, Big Boned, Not an illegal immigrant, GOAT at killing tobore with sova ult.

Darren is so good with sova ult

by anonymous March 2, 2023