What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020
Get the Zoom classesmug. by the professional yarter December 20, 2020
Get the Zoom-Mitzvahmug. A expression used in the instant messaging program MSN Messenger / Live.
When typed into the program it produces a snail leaving a trail behind it. The "*zoom*" indicates that the snail is moving very fast, which contradicts the normal motion of the said animal. Hence creating somewhat of a joke.
Speedy the Snail, as he is know, was created by Mike, in January 2008.
When typed into the program it produces a snail leaving a trail behind it. The "*zoom*" indicates that the snail is moving very fast, which contradicts the normal motion of the said animal. Hence creating somewhat of a joke.
Speedy the Snail, as he is know, was created by Mike, in January 2008.
by Simply Mike January 19, 2008
Get the ----------(sn) *zoom*mug. A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.
C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.
R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.
or
R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop
R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.
or
R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop
by haines December 15, 2008
Get the zoom-and-cropmug. That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.
by yell_yelley April 24, 2020
Get the Zoom gloommug. to move from one Zoom grouping to another similar to party hopping, but virtually via the Zoom platform
We participated in a Zoom Thanksgiving dinner with friends in Seattle, and then Zoom hopped to a local Thanksgiving dinner with folks in Hawaii, ending the evening Zoom hopping to a gathering of family from all over the world.
by Mr. Woody April 10, 2020
Get the Zoom hoppingmug. by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021
Get the zoom boobsmug.