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Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
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Zen Sangam

Every Artist’s one true pairing! Absolutely loves encouraging beginner artists and provides all resources to help express your mind. Sells High Quality products at Super Affordable Prices and occasionally posts truth bomb memes on their Instagram handle

Prioritises Artists and Community-building over everything else!
“How does your sketchbook handle every medium so well?! Well, it’s from Zen Sangam! What did you expect? 😌”
by Die Hard Zen Sangam Fan! November 24, 2021
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Zen dildo

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,
I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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Zen

The definition represents peak happiness in life, success, and prosperity. To be a zen master it is necessary for one to forgive and forget and have no enemies.
by Zenmaster_tips101 July 6, 2023
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zen

A person who is very shy and quiet but once you get to know them they tend to warm up to you and show their true colors. Lets be honest we all need a zen in our life..
Random: Hey im friends with Zen they're are sooo cool!

Random: Really? They seem so shy..

Random: Maybe you should get to know them first im sure you'd be great friends with them!
by Froggylandz November 21, 2021
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Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024
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