advanced yelper

a helper that is very well known and high up on the yelp social status

person 1: omg is that lindzee the advanced yelper?
person 2: yeah a bad review from her and your business is ruined

by Advanced Yelper Lindz May 17, 2018

Melani.yolettt

Biggest Louis Partridge simp, comments on every single TIK TOK, obsessed with brunettes, looks at edits of celebs 24/7, rarely posts and when she does it’s about Louis. Active with all her mutuals 100%

Melani.yolettt just posted brb

by lizapizza. August 2, 2021

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020