Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 08, 2007
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Getting on the hose

Getting high. Smoking bongs. Blazing up.

Typically slang from Northern NSW Australia.

Used predominetely by skegs with labs and no girlfriend.
"Getting on the hose... Yeww"

"You wanna get on the hose tonight?"

"He is a hose demon. Always getting on the hose. Hoser McHoseDeam.
by NoHoseBarred September 07, 2018
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purple hose

Weirdos why would you search this up
Fuck you rose & Pooperdinkle

Purple hose
by Werdo124 September 18, 2017
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turbo-hose

the act of attaching the nozzle to a hose which will result in the maximum force of water pressure possible, and then aiming at and spraying the shit out of someone or something. thus, it has been turbo-hosed.
Allen : how would you suggest i clean the shit out of shoes? someone took a dump in them today.

Marissa: in my overall opinion, turbo-hose those mofos with a shitton of detergent.
by gomarili September 30, 2006
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Piss Hose

She so loved golden showers she bent my piss hose.
by eggjones1 August 18, 2009
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garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.
Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."
by Bruce S August 13, 2007
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runaway fire hose

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it
"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"
by MO25 May 03, 2007
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