Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter

yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)

by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020

Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.

Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay

by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

by Thesben March 13, 2020

Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.

I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.

by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017

Big Winter

Texan slang for Minnesota.

We are driving straight up I-35 to visit my aunt and uncle in the Big Winter.

by Kaj Amir December 27, 2009