Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.

Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.

by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020

Waifu Winter

Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed

Waifu Winter starts December 3rd

by Mr.Gay4321 November 3, 2020

Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur

"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"

by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012

winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.

girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol

by diamond11 March 15, 2019

Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.

I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.

by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017

Winter Nose

The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.

Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008