Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.

- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.

by WittyGolgi August 2, 2013

winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.

girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol

by diamond11 March 15, 2019

Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.

Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.

by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020

Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.

I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.

by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017

winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.

I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.

by Blue Bu May 6, 2018