fergus wilson

the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.

BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"

by Dunstt June 18, 2021

rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.

Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."

by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014

Ralph Wilson

one of the most legendary and influential men in NFL history. a WWII vet, member of the NFL hall of fame, and one of the founding members of the AFL in the 1960's, the late ralph wilson decided to bring football to western new york and founded the NFL's buffalo bills. he was the owner of the team up until his death on march 25, 2014 and was owner to one of the most successful football clubs of all time in the early 90s, which saw the bills go to the super bowl for four straight seasons from 1990-1993. also the namesake of the bills stadium, Ralph Wilson Stadium, aka the Ralph. RIP, Ralph!

Ralph Wilson, an nfl legend!

Headed to Ralph Wilson Stadium to get completely fucked up and watch the bills destroy the dolphins!

by LouReed October 3, 2014

Madison Wilson

A bitchy two faced liar who is only here to steal your boyfriend

Have you seen that bitch Madison Wilson.

by Urbanchic22 March 2, 2019

Tyler Wilson

An extremely Asian male who is typically called “chink” and is the person who can fit into every friend group as the person who gets made fun of constantly

Hahahah stfu Tyler Wilson

by Poopycock January 1, 2020

Woodrow Wilson

As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.

That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.

by Notoriose July 20, 2009

Joe Wilson

As SNL put it, he was the one guy who didn't get the memo that the republicans changed their mind about yelling "LIE!" all at once during Obama's speech due to an ill-timed trip to the restroom.

This can now be a verb.

To be Joe Wilson-ed.

"Man, no one told you that we weren't gonna egg Teach after all?"

"Yes, I believe I got Joe Wilson-ed!"

by pelicaine September 19, 2009