A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022
Get the Lisa collins thompsonmug. Extremely gay boy who eats his brother’s ass before his bedtime of 6 o’clock and he is extremely ASN but is useful for a game of siege
by Jakeby12 October 28, 2019
Get the Luke Thompsonmug. by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016
Get the josephine thompsonmug. that one teacher that absolutly hates yo and does everything in there power to make school miserable, also looks like an orangutan.
person 1: oh no this school year is going to be miserable, we have a Miss Thompson as a teacher
person 2: yea. no wonder she is a Miss cause who would mary that orangutan lookin ah
person 2: yea. no wonder she is a Miss cause who would mary that orangutan lookin ah
by gavin goes on May 5, 2020
Get the Miss Thompsonmug. A really sweet guy but is also bipolor and petty. He is really good at sports and can make his way around the basketball court. Can write poetry and Bert's. A constant lier and player.
by 3577051028 July 29, 2016
Get the Tyrique Thompsonmug. by Scott Pak December 9, 2020
Get the Dennis J Thompsonmug. A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
Get the Thompsonmug.