corey allen

An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".

A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.

by Big Mitchell September 30, 2020

julia allen

she has a dump truck and it's very squishy

julia allen is a person who is so solid with a dump truck

by anonymous June 4, 2022

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018

Allen Hamadock

The man that holds the world record for "Most Twinkies eaten in 4 hours". 400,456. XD

Allen Hamadock is effing AWESOME.

by gimmie dat twinkie son August 21, 2010

sid allen

Spoilt twat who has no lovelife. He only wears rich kid designer brands. OK person but can be rather annoying.

For fuck sake stop being a sid Allen

by Turbanator123@ November 1, 2017

riley allen

lizard girl. also very short

yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick

by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019

Jaysa Allen

Means to be very beautiful with a big heart and the softest most beautiful brown eyes

Jaysa Allen made me fall for her the first time I seen her

by I<4jaysa January 31, 2023