wench

1. A woman

2. A whore/prostitute etc (most commonly used by pirates)

3. My Personal definition - a close friend, sort of like a best friend, who you'd do anything for (in a non-sexual way) and who you get on really well with. A term of endearment.

1. "Look, there goes a wench"

2. "I be requiring the services of a wench"

3. "You're my dearest, darling, Wench"

by Helen J C September 20, 2005

Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.

Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"

by TheTrenchWench July 5, 2010

wenchaphobia

the fear of wenches or people who piss others off by being a supreme slut.

diana has a bad case of wenchaphobia

by Hannah D <(^^)> February 1, 2008

weechow

A cutesy term for vagina.

I think your weechow just smiled at me.

by lorranini October 10, 2006

Wrench

to verbally abuse a woman’s sense of faithfulness and fidelity.

While in a conversation with Othello, Iago wrenched many times of Desdemona and her faithfulness.

by Bard Book November 29, 2009

Monkey Wrench

Where a girl girl pulls your junk between your legs a blows you from behind.

Man she gave me a monkey wrench lastnite!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005