A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard
That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.
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wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
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A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.
We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.
by conkspotter November 28, 2011
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chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.
Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.
by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008
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I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es
by sdasas November 12, 2003
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Wear Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 15 every boy needs to wear grey sweatpants to raise awareness for all single ladies and the day of asking them out.
Boys wear grey sweatpants and ask the girl, boy or person you like out on a date.

Girl: wow he is wearing sweatpants I wonder if he is going to ask someone out.
Wear grey sweatpants day needs to happen
by Yo need love November 4, 2019
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Real Men Wear Pink

This phrase was first used as an excuse to wear pink. Some guys would wear pink then try to mock their non-pink wearing counterparts for not being comfortable with their masculinity and other such bs.

However, recently, it has become a way to support breast cancer awareness and research. During the month of October, men will wear pink on Fridays to support breast cancer awareness. The pink will often come in the form of a tie or lapel pin but could include almost any article of clothing. Its counter part, No Shave November, is also gaining steam as a way to raise cancer awareness.
Jack took part in Real Men Wear Pink in October to support breast cancer awareness. The next month, he took part in No Shave November to support testicular cancer awareness.
by northendwhiterash October 29, 2009
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