shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

by Minecraft1238 February 17, 2019

Watermelon beans

The things inside fruits that you shouldn’t swallow, or risk making a watermelon baby.

Saresi won’t eat watermelon beans and Lowe can’t stop laughing about it.

by WatermelonBean#TKS March 25, 2019

underripe watermelon

looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!

(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)

that boy is an underripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022

Watermelon Gang

Formed in the early days of the 20's, the WMG started when three members from competing meme families joined forces to put an end to overly motivational quotes found on the interwebs.

The WMG seeks to level the cyber playing field with dank memes and sarcasm.

Person 1: What the heck is with all these watermelons I keep seeing.
Person 2: Looks like the work of the WMG.
Person 3: Watermelon Gang strikes again.

by Wu-termelon November 18, 2020

watermelon seed

When you spread a chicks butt apart and hock a loogie in her asshole.

I got down with that chick and gave her the old watermelon seed when she bent over.

by Jimbo420 June 16, 2008