Wallace Wallet

The action of cumming inside someone's wallet.

"did you and Nick have sex last night"

"Ya he Wallace walleted me"
"No way!"

by Molly the Meme Man March 12, 2018

Makayla Wallace

The girl is the best thing that you’ll ever cross. She will be your other half and ride like no other. Her love and loyalty goes beyond 200. She got the attitude of a beast but when she loves...that other side will surely find the light

Makayla Wallace showed me that there are good women in the world.

by Kimberly Williams July 17, 2019

wallace rizz

The ability to attract a person by referring to Stuart Ridgeways dead cat in a conversation.

“Do you know Wallace?” says Owen.

*Omg he knows Wallace😍😍* she thinks, “W Wallace Rizz”

by IloveWallace October 11, 2022

Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her

Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god

by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020

Henry Wallace

33rd Vice President of the United States. He admired Stalin's labor camp system likening it to the Tennessee Valley Authority and the Hudson Bay Company.

Henry Wallace was a jerk.

by Squatman December 6, 2024

Caden Wallace

Caillou

Caden Wallace is a tryhard MLP fan

by 22107 February 14, 2022

Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.

Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.

by Razor Author March 31, 2023