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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011
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gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself
oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon
by AUWFT August 17, 2016
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Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.
Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction
by Pavemaker October 13, 2020
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Party Wagon it

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.
No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it
by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011
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Gash Wagon

Damn, look at that gash wagon, wonder where they goin
by Dr. Helmetspore July 16, 2021
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Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.
When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.
by Mystic-X June 28, 2012
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Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.
“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl
by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018
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