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Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)
Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017
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Shit Wrangler

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler
by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019
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Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis
Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept
by Jfredrick November 13, 2016
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wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.
Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?
by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023
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Wranglers

noun-A group of people who live life like a movie and most of the time they are absolutely wasted.

verb- “wrangle” The act of getting involved with the wranglers shenanigans
Bro the wranglers are getting together tonight it’s bouta be lit.

These bitches are about to get absolutely wrangled.
by yuhbaddie25 April 6, 2021
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Running Wrangler

Another definition for diarrhea.

Origin comes from the joke, "Diarrhea runs in your jeans." And Wranglers are a type of Jeans.
I've got a case of the Running Wrangler. Maybe it was that gas station sushi.
by Wizingwizard October 24, 2022
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Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
by OGbagel August 14, 2019
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