the working dead

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.

Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.

by jpg3 November 20, 2011

.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.

human.exe has stopped working

by XxSil March 17, 2017

single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.

Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!

by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010

that's SO working for you

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Neck-working

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal August 6, 2012

sleep working

working while still sleeping, somehow you manage to get the job done without being fully awake. Related to sleep walking and sleep talking, only you get paid. Not to be confused with other occupations involving getting paid for being in bed.

The tech support guys on the night shift were very adept at sleep working, the customers calling in never knew they were talking and typing with their eyes closed.

by DizLiz October 22, 2006