Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

watching "moxie"

watching moxie is when you and your special someone does unholy acts while watching some feminist movie you don't remember a single thing about. examples of unholy things are making out, giving hickies, dry sex (or real if everyone is okay with it), and the list goes on, it's completely up to the two of you ;)

friend 1: you wont believe what me and my girl did last night!
friend 2: were you guys watching "moxie"?
friend 1: hell yeah we did!
both: *high five*

by 22+23 May 4, 2021

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.

I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.

by SLVA January 23, 2011

cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent

"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"

by Lazarito February 15, 2022

e-Watch

It's like email; only for T.V.

Nah, I missed it. It's cool though, I'll just e-Watch it later.

by tornado_freek September 27, 2010