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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011
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hitchin wagons

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage
Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life
by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010
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Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.
"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"
by icepeople August 11, 2015
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Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.
“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl
by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018
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Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.
"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake
by Crackyo June 2, 2016
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gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself
oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon
by AUWFT August 17, 2016
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Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.
Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction
by Pavemaker October 13, 2020
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