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third violin

Usually the best/worst violinists. They need to be so good they can pretend to be another instrument, the viola. But they are usually forgotten and are known as violists.
audience member What instrument are you playing?
third violinist Third violin
audience member Wow!! Is that good or bad?
by (BE)lieve in (YOU)self February 4, 2017
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villian

Kejardon's misspelling of 'villain'.
<Kejardon> That goes against the Villian's handbook
by Mystery Man February 7, 2003
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A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
by happystringguy April 30, 2010
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Villish

That video was so villish!
by AceOfLaze January 4, 2009
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world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.
Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...
by Mikkebak December 16, 2020
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Violin

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)
Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !
by Lemonseed December 13, 2012
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Villiers school

Villiers School a shit school for posh cunts in limerick
Villiers school is a posh cunt school in limerick.

Everyone in Villiers are Bi-Sexual they also drive Lamborghinis to school. Villiers people are they type of people that would gang bang you in their massive house cos theyre all posh cunts. If you’re in Villiers you’re either a complete slut or a queer.
by Tit meister December 13, 2018
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