venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 6, 2024

Venus Callipyge

It is a statue in whatever fuck museum, it is famous for its uh art. In greek it stands for venus of the beautiful buttocks. yeah I'll stop here.

Rich man 1: excellent art from ancient times.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.

by Statuesque March 26, 2024

Venus AKA chespin

a hot, sexy, smart, sweet person, and also very cool!! she is funny

"Have you heard of Venus AKA chespin?"
"No, who are they"
"my wife, we have hot esex very night."

by venus AKA chespin July 13, 2022

venus

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?

venus? what's that?

-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody

by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022

Venu Madhav

Silent killer. Know everything but acts like nothing. Please keep your girls with him he is gentle and treats every as sister until he find his soul mate . Born to love but loser in life

Venu Madhav is here please be careful he is mr perfect

by O7okda July 16, 2022