Valentines day 

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

Valentines day by once his</3 February 16, 2009

Valentines Day 

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

Valentines Day by Chrillen October 31, 2011

vegetarian valentines day 

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!

all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!

vegetarian valentines day by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

Valentines Day 

a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google

I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it

Valentines Day by nonya bizz February 21, 2010

Valentines day. 

Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.

single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.

Valentines day. by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019

Valentines Day 

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

Valentines Day by Hyena King February 14, 2010

valentines day 

A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life

person>its valentines day i love you

other person> i know

valentines day by kimberl February 20, 2011