Vagina ADD 

A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.

While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.

Vagina ADD by Motuu June 4, 2009

vagenis 

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

Vaginal Virgin 

A Stupid bitch who has ass sex but saves her vagina untill marriage. Usually a mapipulator and a Liar.

His girlfriend is a whore, but shes a vaginal virgin

Vaginal Virgin by rdubya May 28, 2006

Alive Vagina

The white version of Dead ass.

Jamal:Yo, you got dat shit?
Tommy:No, I left it at home bro.
Jamal:Oh, you dead ass?
Tommy:Yeaah, I'm alive vagina my dude.

Alive Vagina by hot4boyz101 January 10, 2010

Vaginal Discharge 

A fun thing for men but often annoying for women since it can leave a stain on her panties.

My vaginal discharge is ruining all my underwear!

Vaginal Discharge by (◉ᴥ◉) July 27, 2018

deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

deus ex vagina by readx0r September 15, 2008

Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010